A Satire of Sorts: The Saga Continues. Taken From ‘The Empire Strikes Back’

Written By Thomas Perez. February 2, 2012 at 8:37pm.

A long time ago in a ’Uni’ Church far, far, away

UNI WARS

Episode? Who cares!

‘The Fundamentalist Strikes Back’

It is a dark time for the ‘Uni’ Rebellion. Although the doctrines pertaining to the Eternal Tortures of the Lake of Fire has been properly interpreted as an allegory, Fundamentalists troops have driven ’Uni’ Rebel forces from their hidden base and have pursued them across the galaxy.

Evading the dreaded Imperial Fundie Church, a group of Freedom fighters known as ‘The Ultimate Reconciliationists’ led by Thomas Perez has established a new secret base on the remote ice world called ’Uni’ (so obvious).

The evil lord John Haggie, obsessed with finding Thomas, has dispatched thousands of anathema probes across the galaxy in the hopes of causing confusion among those who may not understand and to those who are still shackled in chains of doubt .

Fade out….

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