Written By Thomas Perez. January 20, 2011 at 10:21pm.
It’s a beautiful summer’s day. Three believers are passing out Gospel tracts. A lonely unbeliever passes by all of them and takes the time to listen to their proposals….
UNBELIEVER – “When I listen to the method’s of faith, all of you are going to have new respect for me – the Unbeliever!” For then I will grow and hope to be a better person!”
UNBELIEVER – “So fire away!”
CALVIN – “Show unconditional faith!”
ARMINIAN – “Show conditional faith!”
UNI – “Love, love, love….la, la”….
CALVIN – “Tie your shoes!”
ARMINIAN – “Quote the sinners prayer now!”
UNI – All, all, all….la, la, la…..
CALVIN – “Uphold the creeds!”
ARMINIAN – “Quote our creed instead, now!”
UNI – Peace, peace, peace….La, la, la”….
CALVIN – “You better be a tulip!”
ARMINIAN – “Respond to the alter call, now!”
UNI – No need, no need, no need to fret….La, la, la”….
UNBELIEVER – “I’m so confused!”
