A Satire of Sorts: Like a Calvinist – A Song Skit Taken from Madonna called ‘Like a Virgin’

Written By Thomas Perez. December 2, 2010 at 8:54pm.

I made it through the dark ages, so now I made it through.

Didn’t know how lost I was, until I found tulip!

I was beat, incomplete, I’ve been had, I was sad and blue, but you made me feel, yeah, you made me feel; shiny and new….

“Like a Calvinist!”

Chosen for the very last time!!!

“Like a Calvinist!”

When your tulip beats….next to mine….

Gonna give you all my tulips. My Augustine is fading fast.

Been saving it all for you, cause I’m elected at last….

I’m so chosen, and I’m fine. Make me special, yeah you make me fall for those doctrinal creeds. Yeah those doctrinal creeds….is what’s getting cold….

“Like a Calvinist!”

“Heyyyy!!!!”

Chosen for the very last time!!!

“Like a Calvinist!”

When your tulip beats….next to mine….

Woo-oooo, woo-oooo-oooo….

Aaaaaaaa….

Woo-oooo….

It’s a fact, I’m a creed….I’ll be yours till the end of time, cause you make me feel, yeah dogmas make me feel….so chosen inside….

“Like a Calvinist!”

“Heyyyy!!!”

Chosen for the very last time!!!

“Like a Calvinist!”

When your tulip beats….next to mine….

“Like a Calvinist!”

Ohhhhh, ohhhhh, ooooooooo……

“Like a Calvinist!”

Feel so chosen inside….

When you hold me, and your creed beats, and you choose me….

Woo-oooo, ohhhhhhh,

Oooo-oooo-ooooo!!!!

Oooooooooo!!!!

Oh saints, yeahhhh…..

Can’t you hear my tulips beat???!!!

For the very LAST TIME!!!

Fade out….

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