A Satire of Sorts: The Uni’s Get Angry. Taken From ‘Salt-N-Pepa’s’ Rap Entitled, ‘Get Up!’

Written By Thomas Perez. December 26, 2011 at 9:27pm.

Okay u-all this is Tom!

Now your busted!

Hit the mic, will preach, soon as I touch it!

Move it!

Groove it!

Easy like!

So we might get hyping here tonight!

Be nice!

Relax!

Fundies, by the bat.

If you aint with that, Imma have to attack you with a bad verse!

Just smack that smile off your face Hagee!

So don’t start no crap!!!

Giving it a little bit of prayer and soul, as I do it to you in your ear-hole!

Huh?

I aint going out like a sucker!

And if you think so, Fundie just puck up!

Up, and kiss the butt of this smooth view.

Blow on the Word and make a wish.

This view, that will soothe, will move you.

Uni people, now its time to….

Get up!!!

I think this view will make you….

Get Up!!!

Word up, I swear ya got to….

Get Up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody Get Up!!!

Un-ver-sal, my DJ is a true Bible thumper!

My partner U.R., she’s a power boaster!

Words alike!

I’d swear they’ll convict you!

Don’t take my word, I’ll introduce them….

We don’t need no introduction, I’ll expose you!

Grab a holy verse, and then start dusting!

So called Fundamentalists!

Can never deal with this!

sweet Uni vocalists

Either and also – if I was a Fun, I’ll steal my thoughts!

Put up your dukes troop and Imma play ya like a flute!

To show you all and me; you can’t step on!

Uni-ver-sal, please drop some Word on….

This crowd!

Pump it up, loud!

Give me a verse!

Ok now….

Its time for Hell to be raised

As I kick some Fundies on the ‘B’ belt that they made!

U.R. is at my side….

with a shotgun!

A little preaching?

I just did some!

Wicked I say!

The Uni’s don’t play

Gonna get down on judgment day!

So don’t just sit there like a dumb pha-ra-see!

The Uni’s are gonna get up!

I think you betta believe it!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody Get Up!!!

Tom T, that’s me!

Flippin on Fundies….

I’m not gonna waste your time on the strength that’s in Christ!

Deaf, dumb, dope, completely phenomenal!

You didn’t know….Yeah right!

C,mon now!

Oh!

I’m supposed to believe H.e.l.l.!

Hell, a glassful is making ‘G’s!

Save that crap, I got my public to preach to!

Try to play me out?

I ought to slap you, PUNK!

For being disrespectful!

I grip the microphone like a pit bull terrier!

Yes, but I’m scarier!

Under a ton of verses, I’ll bury ya!

Hype, like a teacher on the mic I’ll show it

1-T-I-M-4-THE 10, show it!!!

Dips, Fundies, Prets, Pre, Am’s, Posts and Rap’s; even sin-ner’s!

Lovers, are my brothers and sisters!

All in all, you pretended preachers, lend Him your ear when you want to learn; the harvest is the ripest time of the year!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get up!!!

Everybody get up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Everybody Get Up!!!

Get Up!!!

Fade out….

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